Oh snap … this is the one I should have saved my shower story for … please see below, the Diary of a Milf blog for Mrs. Stevens …. but …

This hot steamy scene from Neighbor Affair is a HOT one … pardon the pun. Cuz ya know, they’re in the shower … hmm.

So anyway, Michelle Lay is gorgeous. She’s tan and toned, with a beautiful natural body and real tits … small but real and totally right for her body. She has long brown hair, blue eyes, and long long legs. Totally hot. And anytime you put a hot body (well, two hot bodies actually) in a hot shower with water dripping down everywhere … mmmm, you’re going to have a hot scene. And this one doesn’t disappoint. I love that pretty much the whole scene is in the shower … is this the first Naughty America scene to do this?

It’s such a great idea because it’s a scene that everyone has done before or has at least thought of … fucking in the shower with hot water running over both of your bodies … hot and steamy … not always easy to pull off, but Michelle and Eric do it perfectly. The whole scene totally works and is super hot, although I bet they have super industrial strength no-slip mats in the bottom of the tub because some of their positions look a little precarious and dangerous, which of course adds to the heat of the scene.

And the girl can give a good blow job … yeah, she looks like a woman who has done this before. She sucks his dick slow and deep, getting him extra hard and ready, and when he eats her pussy, he makes her body quiver. Her enjoyment looks genuine, and he’s loving it, too.

The doggy style in the shower really shows off her beautiful nice toned body and super long legs, and then when she turns around and does the stand up missionary with her leg up on the wall … damn, girl … she looks like a gymnast, with some of the moves of Katarina Kat on Naughty Bookworms. The Olympics of porn!!

The rest of the scene just drove me crazy … with him sitting on the side of the tub as she pounds down on his cock, and then she goes in for a taste of her pussy, slowly deep throating him … and then teasing herself with his cock before sitting down on it again in reverse cowgirl.

Then the scene really starts to escalate toward climax … they lay down on the bathroom floor for some side-to-side doggy, and he really drives deep inside her, and when she gives it to him on all fours, face down and ass up, he pounds her pussy deep and hard until she cums, and only then will he give her the cum shot on the face she begs for.

Damn, that was a good scene!! Makes me want to blow my load all over again just thinking about it.

Jasse Monroe was perfectly cast for this story line on Fast Times at NAU, or maybe they came up with this story for her … either way, she’s perfect as a softball player jocking for a spot on Trent’s softball team. She’s a pretty blonde with blue eyes and real boobs, and she looks like a sweet little girl straight out of the midwest. But then she gets to sucking his dick and fucking him in reverse cowgirl and you forget about the sweet innocent part. So after the cum shot on her face, he is more than willing to let her on the team.

And as an aside for all you guys at NCC, just so you know … this is exactly how I won my part on the Naughty Co-eds softball team. Yeah, it’s true. There weren’t any positions available … they had all been filled, and Dusty told me I was SOL. But then I asked him if there were any way I could convince him. I mean, really, Dusty, I’m actually very good at handling balls when they come flying at my face, and I am an excellent catcher. If there’s a hole on the field, I look for any and every opportunity to fill it.

So let’s just say … he was convinced, and I’ve been named captain and MVP of the team, even though I’ve actually missed quite a few games. But everyone is well aware of my importance to the team. Oh yes, well aware.

If you like your milfs attractive with big fake boobs, then you’ll love Mrs. Stevens on Diary of a Milf. I really like her hair … very hip and two-toned, blond and black. Very cool.

The sex is hot in this scene, too. I like how sloppy and wet her blow job is and how Kurt begs her to jerk his dick and grab it extra hard. Anything with a little extra roughness to it is hot, I think … as long as both people are into it, of course. But yeah, I do like it rough. Like last night in the shower when my guy fucked me so hard I had to grab on to the curtain rod and brace myself against the wall … I guess because I was begging him to cum in my ass. But hmmm … anyway, back to the scene ….

Come on, admit it. Who doesn’t want a sugar mama? A hot older woman who pays for everything, and all you have to do is fuck her when she wants. Not so bad, right? I wish I could be someone’s sugar mama.

I really wouldn’t want a sugar daddy because that would be exploitative and degrading (really, it would … I had a guy try it on me once and I hated it), but … wait a minute. Now that I think about it, I’m talking myself out of it. If I couldn’t respect a woman who has a sugar daddy, how could I respect a man with a sugar mama? I guess it would depend on the size of his dick.

Don’t even get me started on my favorite hot piece of Naughty America ass: Johnny Castle!! OK, OK. I’m not going to get started, but let me just say one thing: I’ve heard of a 6 pack, but is that an 8 pack he is wearing …? Damn. I’m guessing though that if he has that fine ass stomach, then he probably doesn’t drink beer, which is a problem for me. But Johnny, if you do drink beer and eat pizza, please give lil ol’ StarGirl a call, ok?

So on to little miss Riley Evans … the lucky bitch. Just kidding. This girl is hot!! She has such a nice rack that while I was watching the video, I had five people crowding around my computer discussing whether or not her hooters were real. We went back and forth several times, with me thinking they looked good but it could be the newer natural looking boob job, but maybe they were real cuz she’s not so super skinny as to make it unbelievable that she would have such nice tits.

And then Laura walked up to end the discussion. Those babies are REAL, and to quote that chick from Seinfeld (wasn’t it Teri Hatcher?) … “they’re real, and they’re SPECTACULAR!!” Really.

And seriously, I’m not kidding … we talked about Riley’s boobs for a good ten minutes or more, and that is one of the many reasons I LOVE my job. But check ‘em out … there’s a fun little titty fuck scene you’ll enjoy … real tits. Real nice.

And she has more than that, too … beautiful shiny blond hair with a sweet little curl, a cute round ass, and a pretty pink pussy with no hair at all. She’s damn cute, and she looks good with my Johnny. I love how she fingers her clit during reverse cowgirl, and they both really seem to be enjoying each other. I mean, really. How’s that for a nice day on the job? Playing some Connect Four and fucking a hottie on My Sister’s Hot Friend … not too bad at all.

Oh, and I almost forgot one of the best parts: Johnny wins at Connect Four so he wins a blow job, but he goes down on her first. Oh yeah. Now that I like … a man who is willing to go down first before expecting the blow job, and he even won the blow job in a bet. Awww. How sweet.

OK, I’m liking the new cum shot on the ass routine. It’s about time we mixed it up a little bit from the obligatory cum facial, and of course the best site to change it up is Ass Masterpiece. Anell has a nice big round ass to cum on, too, making it slap and clap in her cute little green and pink polka dot panties. I think she is one fine Latina mama, and I love her nice big tits that are firm and real.

As for the fucking, it seems like it takes a while for them to really get into it, but once they do start fucking … in doggy, my favorite … Ben English really starts to pound her pretty good. He holds her legs up and just pounds away, nice and fucking hard. And then you can really see her bountiful booty when they switch into cowgirl, and her booty is just shaking and bouncing up and down. When they get into missionary, their final position, he really goes to town on her, pounding her hard and fast until the … yes, the awesome cum shot on the ass. I love it. And I’m glad to see in the more recent scenes, too, there seems to be a beginning trend of cum shots on the ass. Yeah!!

Kylee King on Naughty Office is the kind of girl who is so beautiful that she makes me think that bangs might be a good idea. She looks so good with her long dark hair and bangs and cute little glasses. And her body is fucking perfect … real natural tits, thin body, and a nice flat stomach. I like how she gives a blowjob, too, sloppy with some good deep throat action, and then she flips over on the desk and gives it to him upside down.

I love it when she puts on his tie and he pulls on it a little bit … then she tightens it up. But I don’t think they pursue that in the scene enough … the choking part. I love being choked during sex. I guess it’s a new thing I’ve discovered … and it totally gets me off. At first I was a little nervous because I was thinking about the guy from INXS and what happened to him, but it didn’t take me long to warm up to the idea.

It all started when I blindfolded this guy I know and tied his hands to my headboard. I was riding him cowgirl style when he asked me for a belt. Hmmm … I thought. I wonder where this is headed. I went and got a belt, one with a sliding buckle. It turned out the sliding buckle was key to the success of this operation … he asked me to tie it around his neck and pull it tight. I was a little shocked because no one else had asked me to do that before, but I must admit, I was a little turned on.

I slowly put it around his neck and pulled. He asked me to pull it tighter. I did. With every inch, I realized I was getting wetter, and by this time I was back on top of him. This was totally turning me on!! I cinched it up as tight as it would go, always asking him if he was ok. He kept nodding yes, so I kept pulling it tighter. I could feel him getting harder and harder inside me, too. He was moaning, and so was I … and he was writhing up against me and I was riding him faster. We went at it for about ten more minutes, and I came … hard … with my hand pulling the belt around his neck even harder as I came, and then he came in an explosion like I had never seen or felt. It was incredibly intense. I loosened the belt around his neck and the blood slowly drained out of his face … and we looked at each other with the knowledge that we had just experienced something together that was both beautiful and dangerous … and I was hooked. I wanted to try it for myself.

But that’s all for now … sorry, guys. I will continue with my story … on Monday.

Have a great weekend.

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Part 2: So it was my turn next, and I looked at him and told him I trusted him and then just went for it. I let him blindfold me and fuck me hard while slowly tightening a belt around my neck. He didn’t tighten it too hard, maybe cuz he knew I was a little nervous, but it was definitely enough to get me hot and crazy wet … if you’ve never tried this, you have no idea how stimulating and exciting it is … really. Now I know. When you trust someone the sex is hotter, and I can’t think of anything where trust is more necessary than letting your partner choke you during sex. It’s so fucking hot.

I love the new My Friend’s Hot Mom with Demi Delia and Jeremy Holmes!! I think Demi is so fucking hot … with her cute little pink tube top, belly ring, and capri jeans … she does not look old enough to have an adult son. She is so tan with long brown hair, and she has a tiny small body with a nice tight ass and big ol’ boobs. I really noticed her nice tight ass when she was riding him cowgirl. She is in phenomenal shape … HOT!!

Damn, those milfs can give good blowjobs!! They just love sucking cock, and they do it so well … that might be generalizing, but Demi can suck a mean cock, and there’s nothing like a nice sloppy deep throat to make Jeremy forget about his “injured” hand.

And Jeremy. Love Jeremy. He always, always puts a smile on my face. He rocks!! He’s funny and happy all the time, and he just can’t seem to get enough of those milfs. The ending of this scene made me laugh out loud … the sniffing his finger, the cartwheel .. fucking hilarious.

Amanda Emino, on this week’s Housewife 1 on 1, is sooooo pretty. She is a buxom brunette … very buxom, with long brown hair, a rockin’ body, and did I mention really big boobies? She also has a VIP landing strip tattoo. Yep, the letters VIP in a vertical line where hair would be in a landing strip. At first I thought it was hair, but I’m pretty sure it’s a tattoo. Interesting ….

I had a K waxed into my pussy one time for a boyfriend as a surprise … the K was hair and everything else was waxed off. It was cool, and he seemed to like it. I can’t imagine though how much a tattoo there would hurt. I thought waxing was painful.

At first I wasn’t sure how much I would like Amanda because her voice was very gruff and monotone, but she warmed up after a few minutes and I ended up liking her. She’s beautiful to look at, and she does a decent job with the POV, which I imagine is not easy to do, especially since I think she’s pretty new.

Wendy Divine, the latest star of My First Sex Teacher, is a sexy older woman with dark hair, pretty green eyes, and huge fake boobs. This is a really good scene, and she and Alex work really well together. I just love Alex and could watch him all day long. He is so good looking and just … well, just plain sexy. The way he talks, his nice big dick, the way he touches women … you can tell he loves and respects women, and that definitely comes through with how he eats pussy. He can lick the shit out of some pussy. I love watching him in action, with his quick tongue and soft touch. I know I’ve mentioned this in several other blogs, but it’s just so true. I get so excited when Alex is in a scene, and it’s pretty much what stands out to me in every scene … his pussy eating skills. Yum.

Is it just me, or does Katarina Kat, on this week’s Naughty Bookworms, remind anyone of Sharon Wild from 2004? As soon as I started watching it, I immediately thought of Sharon … and I LOVE Sharon … but I guess it’s the similar sexy accent and the sassy attitude that Katarina Kat has that is so reminiscent of Sharon Wild. If you haven’t seen Sharon’s Naughty Bookworms scene and you like Katarina Kat, you should definitely check it out. They are both super fucking hot!!

Katarina is way more flexible though. I have never seen anyone so flexible … this girl must be double-jointed … it’s so hot how she throws her pussy in his face on the desk and spreads her legs, and then she bends over to take off her panties with her ass in his crotch. And this girl is beautiful … a hot little blonde with big blue eyes. Her body is perfect, too … tiny, tight and toned, with super long legs and small natural breasts. But for as beautiful as she is, I guess she’s not totally perfect because her blowjob is more like a hand job, and she just sucks on the head … but who cares, right? She’s hot and double jointed with a sexy foreign accent!!

But oh yeah, she loves it when he eats her pussy!! Her orgasm is hot and looks totally real. And she knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to tell him. She asks him to eat her pussy so she can cum, and then she holds the professor’s head in place until she cums. She pretty much demands that he eat her pussy, and how can he refuse her …? He can’t. Throughout the entire scene, too, she is playing with her clit … and then finally she asks him that since she came so hard, would he like to cum hard? This girl loves to get off!! Again reminding me of a certain Sharon Wild ….